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" I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days. "
– Burgerpants, after being threatened during the Genocide Route


Burgerpants is an employee at the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, a fast-food restaurant located inside MTT Resort. He is the last vendor in the game and sells the most expensive healing items, as well as the most potent purchasable foods in the game. He takes a minor role in UnderTale.

Wares

Starfait - 60G ("Heals 14 HP Very popular food.")

Glamburger - 120G ("Heals 27 HP Very popular food.")

Legendary Hero - 300G ("Heals 40 HP ATTACK UP in battle")

Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face - 500G ("Heals 60HP Don't ask. Please.")

Profile

Profile

Burgerpants is a 19-year-old orange cat-like monster who wears a small hat with the letter M on it, as a part of his job working for the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium.

The M on his hat changes with his mood.

Personality

Burgerpants is a highly stressed-out service employee, who hates his job and his employer. He mentions that he originally wanted to be an actor when talking to him, which is likely the reason he makes many dramatic facial expressions. He can be sarcastic at times, as shown when he is annoyed. He maintains a cynical view of the world and his future, specifically about his interactions with attractive people. Despite this, he is still shown to be rather hopeful at times. He can be ecstatic and very opinionated when talking about certain topics.

Basics

He sells the most expensive healing items in the game. Like other vendors, he cannot be killed during a genocide run and is one of the few characters in Hotland and the MTT resort that isn't evacuated. He is the only character with a canonical age as he states that he is 19-years-old. It is unknown if ages for monsters are equivalent to humans or not so it is unknown exactly how much of his life Burgerpants as 'wasted'.

When choosing to talk to Burgerpants, he will refer to the player as 'little buddy' of a neutral/pacifist route.

On a Genocide run, however, he will instead call the player 'little weirdo'.

Relationships

Mettaton (his Boss)

Burgerpants has an... unusual relationship with his employer. He hates him, which is to be expected for any 19-year-old working in a burger joint. Sometimes Mettaton will ask Burgerpants to dress up in outfits purely for his amusement.

Bratty and Catty (Friends)

The pair of girls asked him for burgers once. Subsequent events caused him to gain the nickname 'Burgerpants'. Completing the side-quest related to BurgerPants and these girl results in a meet up at the dump.

Nice cream guy (Frequent customer and Friend)

Nice cream guy comes to Burgerpants to ask him his opinion on the nice cream wrappers. Burgerpants often tells him that the wrapper is good as that results in him getting a free nice cream.

Evolution

1.THE ULTRA OMNIPOTENT GOD

AUs that includes Burgerpants:

  • UnderFell
  • UnderSwap
  • DeltaRune
  • SwapFell
  • Nice Cream Burgerpants (amalgamate)
  • FreakTale
  • NegaTale
  • OverTale
  • LittleTale
  • GoreTale
  • OuterTale
  • AxeTale
  • Slight Alteration
  • Underswap MH
  • Underswap: Super Sigma
  • TS!Underswap
  • JumbeledTale
  • PGB Deltatale
  • LuxrayTale
  • Nice Cream Burgerpants (Burgerpants/Nice Cream Guy amalgamate)

Dialogue

Neutral and True Pacifist Route

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  • Welcome to MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, home of the Glamburger.
  • Sparkle up your day (TM).
  • What can I do for you, little buddy? [If talked to]
Buy
  • How can I help you, O customer? [While purchasing]
  • Thanksy! Have a FABU-FUL day!!! [On purchase]
  • So do you want it or not??? [Cancel purchase]
  • You don't have room. [Full inventory]
  • Take what you want, little buddy. [If talked to while purchasing]
  • Here you go, little buddy. [On purchase]
  • Like I'm making THAT again. [Sold out]
Sell
  • (WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)
  • WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. [If clicked again]
[If talked to]
    • Hmmm...
    • Why not try selling that to those two chicks in the alley?
Talk
  • I'm sorry, (Ha ha) it's against the rules to talk to customers who haven't bought anything.
[Talk]
    • What?
    • Why do you keep trying to talk to me?
    • I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.
    • Sorry.
    • ...
    • SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.
[Talk continues]
    • Take it from me, little buddy.
[Life Advice]
    • I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.
    • You've still got time.
    • Don't live like me.
    • I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
[Romance Advice]
    • Listen.
    • I like you, little buddy.
    • So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
    • Never interact with attractive people.
    • Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
    • Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
    • And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
    • Bad idea.
[Glamburger Story]
    • So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.
    • ...
    • Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.
    • I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.
    • Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!
    • But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...
    • ... caused my pants to fall down.
    • Then the girls laughed at me.
    • Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.
    • If talked to again Everyone calls me burgerpants [sic] now.
    • But you won't, will you, little buddy?
[Mettaton]
    • When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.
    • ...
    • Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!
[Why is Mettaton bad]
    • God, have you even looked around?
    • This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.
    • And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."
    • Oh! Right!
    • Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.
[Why else is MTT bad]
    • Why do people find him so attractive??
    • He's literally just a freaking rectangle.
    • ...
    • You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...
    • Uh, make yourself more rectangular.
    • ...
    • They don't work.
    • Let's not talk about this. [If talked to again]
[Your future]
    • Future?
    • WHAT future?
    • Nothing down here ever changes.
    • I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.
    • ...
    • But wait!
    • There's one thing that keeps me going!
    • If ASGORE gets just one more SOUL, we'll finally get to go to the surface!
    • It'll be a brand new world!
    • There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!
    • For everyone!
    • So stay strong, little buddy.
    • When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.
[Clarify Story]
(Unlocked after seeing "Burgerpants" option from Bratty and Catty but NOT "More Burgerpants")
    • Huh?
    • Yeah, those two vendors in back.
    • The girls.
    • NOT the Nice Cream guy.
    • He keeps coming in here and asking me stuffs like,
    • "Hey Burgy, what do you think of this joke for my next ice cream wrapper?"
    • Joke?
    • Why are you calling it a JOKE?
    • You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
    • You somehow understand comedy EVEN LESS than that guy who keeps going on stage and crying about his family.
    • Anyway, I, uh, just tell him that they are good, because he gives me the nice cream for free afterward...
[Bratty and Catty]
(Unlocked after seeing "More Burgerpants" from Bratty and Catty)
    • The girls were...
    • Talking about me... ?
    • They say I should stop acting like they owe me...
    • ...and if I want to be FRIENDS with them, I should just... uh, try to see things from their perspective?
    • Wow.
    • Poor, naive little buddy.
    • They've brainwashed you.
    • "Friendship" is just a hot person's way of making you their slave.
    • ...
    • So, uh, what time would they wanna hang out?
    • If talked to again Well?
    • Don't keep me waiting, little buddy!!
[Outing]
(Unlocked after seeing "Clarify Story", and then "B.pants Hangout?" from Bratty and Catty, but NOT "That Kind of Guy".)
    • Hey little buddy, wanna help me pick a spicy outfit for my little shindig later?
    • Though, now that I think about it, I had to throw away all of my clothes to make room for the outfits Mettaton gave me...
    • Don't take it the wrong way.
    • They're just all these...
    • Weird getups.
    • "Promotional" costumes.
    • For "holidays."
    • Or "specials."
    • Or "because he felt like it."
    • The thing IS though!
    • Most of the time I'm the only employee who has to wear this stuff!
    • Sometimes he even calls me into his office just to...
    • Make me put something on...
    • Then he laughs and lets me go back to work as normal.
    • Anyways, I won't sweat it, little buddy.
    • I'll take it casual.
    • NEVER let hot people think you care.
    • That's how they GET you.
[Catty's Invitation]
(Unlocked after seeing "That Kind of Guy" from Bratty and Catty)
    • They wanna hang out after work?
    • Ha! Ahahaha!! Yes!!!
    • I won't let you down!!
    • Little buddy... thank you.
    • You've brought a tear to the eye of this old man.
    • So, uh, where do they want to go?
    • ...
    • They want to hang out at the garbage dump.
    • ...
    • Well, nowhere to go but up, right, little buddy?
    • Thank you, little buddy. [If talked to again]
Exit
  • Have a SPARKULAR day!
  • Any time, little buddy. [If talked to]

Post-Pacifist

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[Freedom]
    • So we're free, huh?
    • Mettaton told us as much.
    • Then he told me, "don't think that means you're getting out of work early."
    • Ah... my boss.
    • I love that guy.
    • And by that I mean I hate him so, so much.
[Bratty and Catty]
    • Those girls?
    • The ones who say my pants fall down?
    • Well, we're all gonna be free, so I'll never see them again, at least!
[Bratty and Catty]
(if the player did the sub-arc)
    • So we're free now.
    • Does that mean my double date is cancelled...?
    • ...
    • I know, it wasn't really a...
    • A date.
    • Here's a trick, little buddy:
    • Lie to yourself all the time.
    • It makes you feel better.
[Freedom]
    • Don't tell anybody this, Little Buddy.
    • (Because they'll make fun of me,)
    • But I...
    • I feel like I played a hand in everyone getting free somehow.
    • Even if it was just working this awful job...
    • I think I did something!
    • I don't know if it's true, but I'll believe it anyway!
[Future]
    • Little buddy!
    • There's a brand new world out there waiting for us.
    • I'm sure with my (ahem) qualifications, it won't be long before I'm a famous movie star...
    • Or, maybe I'll just end up flipping burgers again.
    • But, it's as I say!
    • Nowhere to go but up!
    • Literally, in this case!

Genocide Route

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  • (Why do I always get the freaks?)
Buy
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  • Are you gonna order or what? [While purchasing]
  • Here you go, little weirdo. [On purchase]
Sell
  • Ah. Yes.
  • I really want to buy your weird dusty artifacts...
  • NOT.
Talk
  • Nothing else to do!
[Evacuation]
    • Evacuation?
    • You're yanking my chain, little weirdo.
    • So WHAT if everybody else left work?
    • So WHAT if nobody's buying anything?
    • Par for the course, little weirdo.
    • Par for the course.
[Mettaton]
    • Well, Mettaton didn't tell me I HAD to work, I guess...
    • But that's the thing!
    • Sometimes he doesn't even call me into work until halfway into my shift!
    • If I don't play it safe, he's going to yell at me.
    • Okay, maybe "yell" is the wrong term.
    • It's more like he has this...
    • CD album he plays...
    • That's entirely full of songs about how bad I am at my job.
[Alone]
    • Huh?
    • Everyone else is DEAD?
    • ...
    • Does that mean I don't have to work today?
    • God.
    • That it were true, little weirdo.
    • That it were true.
[Threaten]
    • Sorry, little weirdo.
    • Threats won't work on me.
    • I can't go to hell.
    • I'm all out of vacation days.
Exit
  • Alone again...

Trivia

  • When attempting to name the fallen human "BPants," the response becomes "You are really scraping the bottom of the barrel."
  • The Shop music in MTT Burger Emporium is slowed down to 0.7 speed, even in True Pacifist runs.
  • The "M" in his hat changes along with his expressions.
  • Burgerpants is one of the few characters whose design closely matches his concept art.
  • The name "Burgerpants" isn't the real name for this character, but instead a nickname. His real name is unknown.
  • In the game's strings, among other Burgerpants dialogue, there is a message stating: "I'm a goofy goober Yeah this errorr. message." This is a reference to The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, where the main song's lyrics consist of"I'm a goofy goober, Yeah."
  • In the True Pacifist Ending Credits, Burgerpants can be seen in a bush on the stage with Mettaton.
  • Burgerpants' real name is unknown.

References

  1. "Everyone calls me Burgerpants now." - Burgerpants
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