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Dog Salad is a consumable item obtained at random by using the Dog Residue. It heals variable amounts of HP, depending on what the flavor text says as the item is consumed.
- Oh. There are bones... [Heal 2 HP]
- Oh. Fried tennis ball... [Heal 10 HP]
- Oh. Tastes yappy... [Heal 30 HP]
- It's literally garbage??? [Heal all HP]
Dog Salad is one of two items in the game that are capable of healing the protagonist to full health without passive boosts (such as the Burnt Pan) – the other being Butterscotch Pie.