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In this AU, Sans is a very lazy pirate. He uses gaster blaster that are shaped as octopus/krakens. The lasers that come out of his blasters are always blue, but they work like the regular ones. He owns a ship made completely out of bones. The ship can launch torpedoes, which are also bones.
p.s. sorry if this last bit is wrong, took it from Ink!Sans fight, by Toby Fell on youtube